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You’re Going To Have To Wait On That Podcast

Posted by Syntrus - July 23rd, 2018



So here’s the thing I need some goddamn therapy, the therapy is happening it’s a slow painful process, I know you guys want an Alex Jones parody on Newgrounds, I know okay, and I want to provide this to you, but I’m not going to effectively make a “parody” if I am still questioning my sanity. Believe it or not some of what I talk about in my day to day life sounds like a fiction, it has nothing to do with conspiracy it’s just grief, and these problems require therapy to make sure I am not completely nuts. I want my work to be like my predecessors work, a fictionalization of reality that exposes deeply held evils that could artificially stack the deck against us as a society. I don’t want my grief over the loss of a job gf and my father over the course of couple weeks last year,  to bleed into this, there are acceptable forms of crazy, most conspiracy theorists tongue the shit out of their cheeks, otherwise they have one or two actual real life run ins with this lizard man shit, I want to talk about the lizard man shit I have seen in my life, knowing the rest is fabrication, it’s important to me to feel like  I am perfectly sane, before I embark on this undertaking, because my sanity will be questioned if this thing is going to be done properly, and I need answers to queuries as to the nature of my sanity, these answer can’t be written in crayon they need to be carved in stone. You want to help me alleviate the slow down, chase off the weaboos from this creative space, we were all there when certain LA based anime fans took over the culture of this website, we all deserve a share of the blame for allowing these fuckheads success, fight their culture of East Asian uniformity, take back this fucking creative alternative site from these goddamn perverts that experiment by shoving various shapes up their asses not for their own sexual joy but  because some Japanese Cartoon character told them to. You know the users i am talking about...


What I have designed for the Podcast So Far

-The Music

-The Premise 

-The Title

What I still need to do

Therapy (because I have to be 100% sane to pull this off and from time to time last year it was not looking too good. )