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I have an advantage, back in High School I was a pretty good oboe player so I can already read sheet music.

Once this mofucka gives me all the key info its back to music making for me. :D yet I make such good music... make that I made such good music in the past but I need a tune up.
Back when I was playing oboe I was thinking a lot more musically because I was learning it gave me a whole range of ideas and keys and theory to try. So I thought it would be a good Idea to actually learn how to play my keyboard.

Yeah bitch no more hendrixing my keyboard I am going to actually learn how to play the damn thing.

Pretty soon I will be spouting out musical theory and eating children just like the rest of the audio regs.

I AM THE ROBO HENDRIX!

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*Warning the link goes to an adult site*

http://rubsandtug.com/simplefucks/simp le-fuck/bigcock-simple-fucks.html

Years and years ago I made a thread called ask syntrus! It was also a brief video which had a young me in a visor.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /288807

Zero Level is back and I am ready to remix it. A bit of a background way back in 2007 my song was featured on the short lived NG byte syze it had animations from stamper, Adam Phillips, Rupee Clock etc... It was subsequently favorited by Tom Fulp and zeroed, flamed and belittled by many a jealous audio artist. But the song lived on thanks to the generous support of the newgrounds community. Along with the endless handbag loop it became a piece of NG audio history. In lieu of the songs achievements I have decided to make several remixes. Because sometimes one has to make a large quantity in order to get the quality they are looking for. At the end after say 6 to 9 submissions I will pick the overall winner in score and positive feedback and it will be the official zero level 2009.

For even more info look at this Old Thread where I placed fourth and the top 3 where eliminated allowing zero level to become the official song of the redesign and the second song of NG byte syze. However FDA Endless handbag will always be the better of the three. There was a fucking excellent third one I am having trouble tracking it down though.

Thats right I will be making close to 9 submissions of the same song just different each time until I find the best one and crown it ZERO LEVEL 2009!

Please start rating and reviewing!!
THE ORIGINAL ZERO LEVEL

Zero Level 2009 1

Zero Level 2009 2

There is always room on my blog for ppl who have selected a classic syntrus song and incorporate into there youtube video!

This one in particular is of a cute make up artist painting her face up to become a trill! In case you aren't a Star Trek Fan like me here is a link!

Trill Definition

Its odd because while I was making this song I was busy watching Star Trek DS9!

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I'm up there with some of the best as well they also have music from

http://smad.newgrounds.com/

http://petersatera.newgrounds.com/

Always use a syntrus song in you youtube video I make sure it links back to you!

The song they used was http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /182643 feel free to go check it out!

Also for further info visit her blog!

http://callmezippy.livejournal.com/

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http://www.box10.com/box10-bomber.html

I have been a busy little bee working on some games with Craig from Box 10.

Just starting on some sound effects for there new one now. Should be done tmrw. (thats my SFX not the game.)

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Why I'm still on NG

1) I want to make some audio pals.

2) I want to help new artists by responding to there PM's

3) I want to distribute some of my music for free.

4) I want to team up with flash game/movie designers

Why I may one day leave

1) The phrase or any variation of the words "I liked it but" (at no point did I enter butt into my music

2) 16 year old elitists (srsly your sixteen stop acting like a monarch your not even old enough to join skull and bones.)

3) "Audio Experts" Seriously I have a diploma in broadcast operations I know wtf I am doing stop treating me like the dumb kid that submitted bleep in 2006. If you really were an expert in audio you would get a degree in it.

And thats that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /263991

OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!

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