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Syntrus
Musician, Broadcaster, Evil Robot.

Age 34, Male

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Posted by Syntrus - March 26th, 2020



So yeah I am feeling weird about seeing the world the way it's become, it is starting to look like a living dystopia, so I brought that feeling into the studio and made this. Sorry I'm not a happy Jimmy Fallon type, I'm not on the diseases side or anything, I just can't hide how fucking angsty and emo this disease is making me feel. I mean I'm lucky I haven't caught it yet, but still it's hard to watch people in places all over the world suffer.

Oh my good friend @Flashburn wanted me to link you to this https://youtu.be/Zrw1FGW9hPE similar vibes.


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Posted by Syntrus - March 19th, 2020


Before reading this blog post please read this or you won't know what the hell I'm on about!


Greetings ya'll how's domestic life treating you? I'm sorry I can't solve the Corona Virus, or more commonly known as the "ching chong China virus" if you regularly consume American News media; buuut I have some good news about the origins of a comment I received on one of my songs from the Newgrounds user known as @jasoncore.


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Today @jasoncore home from work as a Stock Broker (I was very thorough in my investigation) sent me a DM.


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Linking me to what exactly he was talking about, and I am thrilled to report that @CybNexusMkII was the user that originally posted a link to my track as a comment on a porn video.iu_102562_1421890.png


Where he asserts that my song, no, my son Brain Fluid, somehow syncs up with This Porno NSFW (don't click if you are under 18)

Depicting Raven from Teen Titans doing incredibly Carnal things to clones of herself. With a viewership in the millions this accidental ad campaign launched an entire playlist of Brainfluid sound alikes by yours truly, Brain Fluid Playlist and an entire album on Bandcamp appropriately titled "The Mall Goth EP".I want to thank the users who have commented and engaged and participated with this investigation, and while I'm happy to see the investigation come to a conclusion, I am sad to no longer wonder in the back of my mind, about all the magical pornos my song could've been in.

Thanks for all the support! Go check out my latest and visit my bandcamp below!



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Posted by Syntrus - March 16th, 2020



This one track here still continues to do well, sooooo I may as well continue to advertise it? Can somone explain to me why it's good? What about it makes it good? Do you want me to make more like it? It already has two sequels. The sequels aren't run away hits but they are doing well. You can check it out on Bandcamp below.



Posted by Syntrus - February 23rd, 2020


Hey go check out my new song!

I’d describe it as the kind of thing you would hear in the background of a German sex ed film. Some type of informational film music. It’s on fleek right now!


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Posted by Syntrus - December 30th, 2019


If you haven't already done so please read part one as it is crucial reading for understanding this post. In summary I began an investigation into this review by the silent account @jasoncore.iu_81815_1421890.png

My investigation was launched to ascertain the truth of jasoncores claims, did somone in a porn video send users to this song I posted to Newgrounds back in June? Or better yet was this song used in a pornographic video or game?

In my previous post I attempted to ascertain the truth by pming a few of the users that liked my song; this yielded no results. This time I am taking a look at the metrics of the song, by analyzing the user profiles of 11 or so people that favourited Brainfluid to see if any of them happened to favourite or comment on a porn video which included my song. I searched long and hard, it was exhausting, and what I can tell you is that the users that liked the track, largely like the pornographic part of newgrounds, and are proud enough of what makes them hot and bothered that they are willing to favorite these smutty submissions. What other people may consider shameful; these people put on display, god bless these people. This leads to the new question, why? Why is my song a success among the adult only crowd? "Is it because it sounds like a robot jizzing?"

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Whatever the case, the Audio Portal as a whole is in a sort of cold war between voice actresses and musicians as they compete with each other for portal supremacy. There is even rumblings that over in the mod forum a certain power dubstep musician has been linked to inflammatory comments about a sexy voice actress creator. Here I am with my accidental sex music, what will the other musicians think? What will the voice actresses think? Please will somebody love me!! *starts crying*

I'm getting off topic here.

You came here for an update on my investigation, not to see a grown man cry. All I have is my theory: I think @jasoncore must've clicked a users name in the comments section of a porn video on newgrounds and I was among that users favorites and that's how @jasoncore got to brainfluid.

Check out Brainfluid on bandcamp!


@ZStriefel @ninjamuffin99 @KingStarman @Kajenx


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Posted by Syntrus - December 2nd, 2019


According to some random user @jasoncore my track Brain Fluid was heard or suggested in the comments section of some kind of a porno. iu_73953_1421890.png


Naturally I launched a formal investigation into the alleged claims DMing some of the users that favorited the track. One of the users, who shall remain anonymous for their protection, responded. When I queried to the user "How did you first hear my track Brainfluid some guy said he heard it in a porno or something like that, did you hear it in a porno?", the user responded: Kind of a weird thing to ask, but sure, I'll roll with it. Lol No, I did not hear it in a porno."

After this badgering of my fanbase yielded no results, I was quick to post my track on 4chan's /B/ and ask if anyone had heard this song in a porno? Unfortunatly a Jani on 4chan quickly 404'd my post, tits or gtfo. After that I asked around in some discords and over on NG chat. I told them that a lot of the users that favorited Brain Fluid liked Hentai. One of the users googled "Syntrus Hentai" for me, which netted this result ; however I was already aware of hentyper as it came out way back when I was 16 and was still formally composing educational porn game soundtracks. So now here we are in the investigation, at a dead end, and I'm at my lowest point, asking the general public for help. Have any of you heard my obscure song Brain Fluid in a porno? If so please comment below..

Brainfluid is availible on Bandcamp on it's own as a single and as part of my short EP "The Mall Goth EP" Go check it out!


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Posted by Syntrus - November 26th, 2019


I want to reduce my music for this year on newgrounds to just the ones I like the most, and the ones that performed well, but I risk upsetting those of you that took time out to listen to and comment on the music, or even download the music. So I'm not sure what to do, I have gotten so much great feedback this year, and I feel like I have really defined my sound and stood out from the mainstream of this website with my experimental electro. The curse of the experimentation is that sometimes a song won't quite work commercially, or if I'm trying to show my best works users may get turned off by risks I have inevitably had to take as I try things in other songs.


@pitbulljones maybe you could weigh in here, you've been very helpful to me when assessing my music, and you're another experimenter. Keep all the music up? Or best songs only?


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Posted by Syntrus - November 25th, 2019


I want you to do me a favour. If you listen to this and favorite, I’ll go listen to yours and favorite. This message is perfect. We can even have a meeting if you publicly announce that you are investigating @flashburn and his dope music in your news feed.


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Posted by Syntrus - November 12th, 2019


I’m trying to compile my best possible tracks from this year over on Bandcamp, and I’m not sure which ones to go with. Please help by giving my songs on Newgrounds a listen, and do leave a comment on the ones you like. Link to my bandcamp here.