It is Triothy Day you guys!!!! HOLY MOLY!

What up my bots!

It's been a tumultuous week, steeped in disarray. I have finally done the full release of boner pills across all sorts of websites. This Instrumental ep answers the question no one asked "What do erectile dysfunction drugs sound like to an idoser?" and the answer is a chill ez high. A high perfect for the act of love making, or studying, or "studying". When I was in college I had this roommate whomst had relations with 9 women at once, I have never felt more jealous and alone. Please enjoy the upside of my shame.

Boner Pills

Remember school is going to be back in session soon, soon it will be time to study, you will need me and my chill study beats.

dictated not read -Syntrus the evil robot

Boner Pills | Syntrus (bandcamp.com)

What's up Syntrus Army!

Big shout outs to @lobstermango for this dope ass art and concept of my fanbase!

Guess what you bots? if you are reading this on July 29th it's my birthday! I'm 32, holy shit right? I'm an old ass robot now running an old ass OS while the world changes around me shaking nervously as the hip shit I loved goes out of style... here I am still here posting my chill ass beats to Newgrounds, and my latest track Ginseng should be releasing real soon, and I am feeling good about my next release, speaking of which @Staggernight hooked me up with an early birthday present in the form of album art for my upcoming project, check it out here: BONER PILLS

He tells me it's really hip right now, I'm not sure why....

be sure to check out boner pills here: https://syntrusyyc.bandcamp.com/album/boner-pills

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/syntrus/riverside-park

https://syntrusyyc.bandcamp.com/album/riverside-park

So Riverside Park is finally completed, it has taken some time mostly because I am working in a warehouse involved in the shipping of gym equipment across Canada, and since all the gyms are closed everybody is getting home gyms, this means I am moving incredible amounts of tonnage on the daily and my exhaustion is real, when I'm not sleeping I'm eating and I get to have that brief little interval with my DAW and my new Laptop making the purest cut music on the market for your ears. I've been incredibly lonely, I mean my Mom is here at the house with me yelling at me to take the trash out or whatever, but I'm talking about you know, carnal needs, recently I matched with some nurse chick on teh tinder who was interested in me and my music but when I showed her my nice calm song A Nice Sunny Day Downtown (newgrounds.com) she got quote "Serial killer vibes" and promptly unmatched, to this day I have no idea what she was on about...

So yea Riverside Park featuring cover art by @houndkidz is a five track ep inspired by this whole covid thing and the park I like to take refuge in when the stress is getting to me, its coming to all major streaming services Via Distrokid and is availible for purchase right now on bandcamp and of course available to check out as a playlist here on Newgrounds. ENJOY MOFUCKA!

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It is finally here!

The highly anticipated EP Galactic Soda Featuring Newgrounds Front Page Classics Like Making the Numbers Fuck, Actually It's Electro Funk, Crooked, Anxiety and of course the end credits from CaramelDansen Collab 2020 Power Dad Anthem (Gerald Finegroooves) is finally released! Featuring Iconic Syntrus robot Album Art by @daemonplus, you can now blast the essential Power Dad album from your car on the way to McDonalds! What an age we live in!

Hey everybody, just wanting to let you know how thankful I am to have this platform to talk to you all and share my music with you and express myself. Unfortunately due to circumstances in my life, outside of my control I am having to take a social media break, and practice some “social media distancing” for my mental health. Social Media Breaks Are Good For Your Mental Health

Since some events have transpired relating to COVID 19, and relating to issues of a personal nature with regards to my family, I will be logging out of discord, twitter and Newgrounds starting this Friday at 11:30 pm and not returning to my usual internet haunts until March 12th, to preserve my mental health, heal, and get out of the hype centric, sensationalist media loving, over connected world, we all live in.

A large number of my friends operate creatively through this website, and it has been a joy submitting, exchanging ideas, and working with so many artists and musicians, but right now my family needs me more.

One Love Syntrus the evil robot!

God DAMNIT I don't have anything to say! The Blog is called Syntrus Says! I have been given the ability to speak, wait a minute, speak? I'm typing. I got the art made by @lobstermango, and it should say "Syntrus types", but it's too late the thing was made it's here. Here I am with my little triangular headed robot made out to look like the Illuminati, I'm supposed to be like telling you how I'm going to take over the world, and triggering your schizophrenia with my um... army of.. um mutated clams, but lets get real, there is absolutely nothing, nothing, I could say that would be more frightening than our collective reality right now... okay now the blog is getting preachy...who am I Julia Roberts? With my horse face and my scented candles, coming on the damn TV to talk down to you, or like.. tell you about the world you already occupy like you don't already know? But DAMN IS LIFE stressful, you either don't go into work and have to deal with not having much human contact, or you're essential and you’re treated like over worked, expendable, human refuse.. just so the other half can be comfortable, add to that the political polarization not just in the US but in democracies around the world, and we have a shit storm of stress and bull crap happening to us, and all around us, all the time, and when we band together and buy shares in GME they still find a way to fuck us...

How do you cope? How do you deal with this stuff?

Personally, I've been spending a lot of time making retro computer sounding music I released 50 songs in 2020, and 5 so far in 2021, it's good to have an outlet like that, I make my own noises and I drown out the world. In a weird way the music makes it self, and I merely transfer it into my DAW. It's hard to explain but you're on Newgrounds so you can probably relate. It's like when you gotta get the shading just right on the anime tiddies you draw.

So since the pandemic, the political shit, the wall street shit, its happening, I have decided to adopt a pay whatever you want model to my album Submit. Go check it out, download it for free, making it brought me joy, maybe it will bring you joy as well...

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I recently came into contact with #wallstreetbets over on reddit, and I thought since I have a few on call days I may as well make myself a memefolio, I bought like 5 shares on the stock market, the stock market is where the numbers go to fuck right? Which led to this corporate wave classic https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/994317 I took painstaking steps to make sure each synth was retro, and sounded pleasing to the 80s buisness men that would do cocaine while the world burns around them.

I hop onto Discord in one of the Newgrounds related servers, and bam ran into my friend and fellow robot icon user @RebeccaDoodles who expressed interest in using the track in her upcoming cartoon Stellapie. Click the links below to connect with Rebecca!

Rebecca Doodles🆖️ on Twitter: "I had to. Stella: "You are my big pog champ, Pick me up" #Stellapie https://t.co/rcWTIGOmbd" / Twitter

https://www.patreon.com/rebeccadoodles

Hey NG, my best of the year has been compiled on one easy to purchase album, with album art by @lobstermango, submit is a must own for you or a loved one this holiday season, I assure you this album's proceeds are not funding a terror cell in Nicaragua, what gave you that idea? click the embeded player below!